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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Free, Online, Comprehensive Guide for Deciphering Highbrow, Erudite Phrases in Academic Papers and Theses 

“CORRECT WITHIN AN ORDER OF MAGNITUDE”… Wrong.


“ACCORDING TO STATISTICAL ANALYSIS”… Rumor has it.


“A STATISTICALLY-ORIENTED PROJECTION OF THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THESE FINDINGS”… A wild guess.


“A CAREFUL ANALYSIS OF OBTAINABLE DATA”… Three pages of notes were obliterated when I knocked over a glass of soda.


“IT IS CLEAR THAT MUCH ADDITIONAL WORK WILL BE REQUIRED BEFORE A COMPLETE UNDERSTANDING OF THIS PHENOMENON OCCURS”…I don’t understand it.


“AFTER ADDITIONAL STUDY BY MY COLLEAGUES”… They don’t understand it either.


“A HIGHLY SIGNIFICANT AREA FOR EXPLORATORY STUDY”… A totally useless topic selected by my committee.


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