Saturday, April 16, 2005
Thank Our Lucky...
And on an extremely important note, regarding what is now the prevailing theory of the cause of the extinction of dinosaurs:
I think, without another second to waste, we should institute a Thank-Our-Lucky-Comet Holiday. Has any proper thought been given to just how lucky we are because of this sole comet, what an altruistic service it provided for us, the future human race?
In its humble, "What are you doing in my path? Get out! Get out!" way, it beautifully crashed into the Earth and wiped out those roaring larger idiots, who were terrorizing all other nice little mammal creatures, including our forbearers.
I mean, how many hundreds of billions of years would the pesky dinosaurs go on living and eating everything in sight if it weren't for this nice, albeit a little direction challenged, comet? And not even a measly little holiday for our comet friend.
Where is the gratitude, I ask?
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Dinosaurs Become Extinct - 65 Million Years BP
An asteroid or comet slams into the northern part of the Yucatan Peninsula in Mexico. This world-wide cataclysm brings to an end the long age of the dinosaurs, and allows mammals to diversify and expand their ranges.
I think, without another second to waste, we should institute a Thank-Our-Lucky-Comet Holiday. Has any proper thought been given to just how lucky we are because of this sole comet, what an altruistic service it provided for us, the future human race?
In its humble, "What are you doing in my path? Get out! Get out!" way, it beautifully crashed into the Earth and wiped out those roaring larger idiots, who were terrorizing all other nice little mammal creatures, including our forbearers.
I mean, how many hundreds of billions of years would the pesky dinosaurs go on living and eating everything in sight if it weren't for this nice, albeit a little direction challenged, comet? And not even a measly little holiday for our comet friend.
Where is the gratitude, I ask?
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