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Monday, February 28, 2005

Kelli Davis - This is a human rights issue ! 

(What is this all about? See the first post that explains it all.)

I was watching part of the Oscars last night and I waited the entire time for a group of smarter-than-the-rest-of-us homo activists to stomp in the Kodak theater and cover up all the women who were showing their necks. It was awful! I've never seen so many bare shoulders in my life! Where are the homo activists to deliver us from it all? Bring in the tuxedos and cover those women up, I say!

In Kelli's mom most sane words, "This is a human rights issue!"

Mrs. Davis, you are right. Forget genocide, forget prisoner rape, child prostitution, slavery, what is all that compared to oppression from a misguided idiotic teenager not being able to dress like a man? I almost shed a tear when Kelli's mom made that statement. Yes, human rights is a serious subject, and this, folks, is heavy human rights stuff alright. Amnesty International, all this time you were looking into dingy prisons in dictatorship countries when right here under our noses in suburbia America, a village lesbiun idiot cannot cross-dress for her yearbook picture! Will there be a tomorrow?

If that wasn't bad enough, Hollywood simply bowed down completely to Mr. Ward last night. I'm sure all of Kelli's supporters were simply grossed out with the way the stars were dressed. Kelli and her supporters are no hypocrites, you see. They simply detest Madonna, Brittney Spears, Beyonce, and all that other female trash that keeps shoving their pornographic way of dressing onto society. We know just how much Kelli supporters detest those women and the way they dress. Trust me, they hate them all. They do.

Kelli's mom is here to enlighten us about what is a human rights issue and for this most serious mission, we thank her.

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