Reflections, Reflections

Scott actually was mistaken regarding the new arrangements for separate bathrooms. There will be two restrooms, one male, one female, for Republicans.

But... there will be 12 restrooms for Democrats:

- straight males

- straight females

- “straight” in name only, who are very, very tolerant of homos, especially in bathroom situations

- down-lows

- homos

- lesbians

- transgendered males, who can´t understand why they are not welcome in the straight male restroom, and are therefore already suing the new multi-bathroom separate-but-equal arrangement of the Congress

- transgendered females, who said they don´t belong with the down-lows, because they happen to be white, to which the down-lows in Congress retorted it was a gross form of racial discrimination and are also already suing

- transgendered males not sure if they now want to be males

- transgendered females not sure if they now want to turn into goldfish

- Instapundit dem dittoheads, who want a free pass for all bathrooms and want all the stall doors removed. The head of Instapundit transvestite democrats firmly stated, “male and female restroom separations are full of hate, they are discriminatory and must go. Additionally, we have started a motion to remove all stall doors because,” they proudly explained, ”we are not phobic of the human body and sexuality like those full-of-hate old-fashioned conservatives.”

- a unique non-defined stall specially envisioned for a particular Congress representative that was too brain dead from his cocaine habit to decide what his restroom orientation is.