Thursday, January 20, 2005

How to Calculate the Most Miserable Day of the Year 

From the BBC.

Misery is expected to peak on Monday, as 24 January has been pinpointed as the worst day of the year. Why Jan.24 you might ask?

The formula for the day of misery reads 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA.

Where W is weather, D is debt - minus the money (d) due on January's pay day - and T is the time since Christmas. Q is the period since the failure to quit a bad habit, M stands for general motivational levels and NA is the need to take action and do something about it.

They got it wrong, of course.
The correct formula for the day of misery is 1/8W+(D-d) 3/8xTQ MxNA*K - where K is the number of hours since your boyfriend last kissed you.

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