Friday, January 28, 2005
Equal Topless Protection in California
Flag burning, pornography and "equal protection," it´s all in
California...
Dear Liana,
Is it something in the California water supply? Why not land on planet Earth where we do have issues such as child abuse, rape, homelessness, domestic violence, etc., that a non-frivolous courageous female attorney could spend their energy addressing, instead of your braindead "pseudo-equality" contests.
We know these other issues are just drivel to you, and you have no time for them, since you are already consumed with your next equality bill, "Stand up for your rights!" This is the one about the state violating your equal right to utilize restrooms openly standing up alongside other women.
We know... at some point, men became liberated and stood up and women didn't.
Or maybe it was the other way around, women sat down, or they both stood up and then sat down, I don´t know, I wasn´t around at the time. Anyways, time to "Stand to Reason!" Aren´t we glad you´re here to do it?
Posted by cptham:
I gotta side with the feminists on the sunbathing issue...Sorry did I say that?
Alessandra:
You´d even organize and march on the Mall for them, wouldn´t you? ;-) a true defender of equal rights among us :-)
Up North Lurkin': you better hope and pray for and age & weight limit...you don't want us old broads out there jiggling and flapping around!
Leben Frie:
I went to the french side of St Martin 5 years ago and wandered by mistake (really) onto a nude beach. The old men and women were really gross, middle age people weren't musch better, only the young looked at all attractive. All in all, everyone looks better with clothes on. There was a reason other than sin for God telling Adam and Eve to cover their nakedness.
Posted by Effeminem:
I am forming a new political action committess: Scrapple Men for Unbiased Treatment of Topless Individuals. The first official act of S.M.U.T.T.I. will be to endorse the heroic struggle our sisters are undertaking in CA. They may not want physical support, but we can lend them our moral support. One day, I hope to stand side by side with all of these liberated women, for as long as one person suffers under the oppression of a bikini top, none of us are truly free.
California...
As the Los Angeles Times recently reported, a lawyer's group is pressing for a "topless sunbathing" bill at the request of a female attorney who insists that it is sex discrimination to allow men, but not women, to go topless in public.
"At some point, men's breasts became liberated and women's didn't," Liana Johnsson said.
"This is the only thing left that men are legally allowed to do and, for women, they have to register as a sex offender. The real issue is there should be equal protection under the law," Johnsson told the newspaper.
Dear Liana,
Is it something in the California water supply? Why not land on planet Earth where we do have issues such as child abuse, rape, homelessness, domestic violence, etc., that a non-frivolous courageous female attorney could spend their energy addressing, instead of your braindead "pseudo-equality" contests.
We know these other issues are just drivel to you, and you have no time for them, since you are already consumed with your next equality bill, "Stand up for your rights!" This is the one about the state violating your equal right to utilize restrooms openly standing up alongside other women.
We know... at some point, men became liberated and stood up and women didn't.
Or maybe it was the other way around, women sat down, or they both stood up and then sat down, I don´t know, I wasn´t around at the time. Anyways, time to "Stand to Reason!" Aren´t we glad you´re here to do it?
Posted by cptham:
I gotta side with the feminists on the sunbathing issue...Sorry did I say that?
Alessandra:
You´d even organize and march on the Mall for them, wouldn´t you? ;-) a true defender of equal rights among us :-)
Up North Lurkin': you better hope and pray for and age & weight limit...you don't want us old broads out there jiggling and flapping around!
Leben Frie:
I went to the french side of St Martin 5 years ago and wandered by mistake (really) onto a nude beach. The old men and women were really gross, middle age people weren't musch better, only the young looked at all attractive. All in all, everyone looks better with clothes on. There was a reason other than sin for God telling Adam and Eve to cover their nakedness.
Posted by Effeminem:
I am forming a new political action committess: Scrapple Men for Unbiased Treatment of Topless Individuals. The first official act of S.M.U.T.T.I. will be to endorse the heroic struggle our sisters are undertaking in CA. They may not want physical support, but we can lend them our moral support. One day, I hope to stand side by side with all of these liberated women, for as long as one person suffers under the oppression of a bikini top, none of us are truly free.
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