Sunday, November 07, 2004
TO: THE UNHAPPY STATES OF AMERICA - RE: YOUR APPLICATION OF ADOPTION BY CANADA
Toronto Sun - Thane Burnett
It gets better.
TO: THE UNHAPPY STATES OF AMERICA
RE: YOUR APPLICATION OF ADOPTION BY CANADA
THANK YOU FOR YOUR interest in becoming us.
I'm pleased to say that during a regular meeting of all Canadians held at Tim Horton donut shops last night, almost everyone in our country voted in favor of your wish to "cede" to us - some thought that word may be sexual, others were still upset about that whole War of 1812 thing, and at least a half a dozen ballots were ruined when coffee was spilled pulling out of the drive-through.
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It gets better.
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