Sunday, August 15, 2004
Great reflections on phobias, specially the homo-bi types
(comments on scrappleface)
prettyold,
and for those of us not appreciative of (or impressed by) the "bi" types....would we be:
AC-DC-A/V-phobes
How 'bout those who fear the Jews? Would that type of a specifically diagnosed Xenophobic be known as a Zionophobic?
Now if you're afraid of Xena, Warrior Princess you would also be a Xenaphobic.
Afraid of Martin Sheen (not so much when he keeps duct tape on his yapper) You're a Sheenaphobic.
I suppose you would be a Sheenaphobic also if you feared Afro Sheen.
If a birds grooming behavior strikes fear in your heart you're a Preenaphobic.
I'm suddenly reminded of "YEEEAAARRRRGGGGG" and realized I AM admittedly a "Deanophobic"
I was thinking earlier about how to briefly address this issue, tactfully on the air and realized that the 4,000 some Gavie Nuisance sanctioned marriage licenses are as valuable now as a $3 bill. Which also happens to be a term used when describing same gendered individuals of the "flaming" variety.
tee hee.
Oh, and in closing: if a homosexual is fearful of homogenized milk are they ALSO homophobic?
Posted by: ♥+♪_CoLoRaDo KiT cAt_♪+♥ at August 13, 2004 12:18 AM
prettyold,
and for those of us not appreciative of (or impressed by) the "bi" types....would we be:
AC-DC-A/V-phobes
How 'bout those who fear the Jews? Would that type of a specifically diagnosed Xenophobic be known as a Zionophobic?
Now if you're afraid of Xena, Warrior Princess you would also be a Xenaphobic.
Afraid of Martin Sheen (not so much when he keeps duct tape on his yapper) You're a Sheenaphobic.
I suppose you would be a Sheenaphobic also if you feared Afro Sheen.
If a birds grooming behavior strikes fear in your heart you're a Preenaphobic.
I'm suddenly reminded of "YEEEAAARRRRGGGGG" and realized I AM admittedly a "Deanophobic"
I was thinking earlier about how to briefly address this issue, tactfully on the air and realized that the 4,000 some Gavie Nuisance sanctioned marriage licenses are as valuable now as a $3 bill. Which also happens to be a term used when describing same gendered individuals of the "flaming" variety.
tee hee.
Oh, and in closing: if a homosexual is fearful of homogenized milk are they ALSO homophobic?
Posted by: ♥+♪_CoLoRaDo KiT cAt_♪+♥ at August 13, 2004 12:18 AM
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